Four things we made.
No lanyards. No stress balls. No branded pens.
Just the stuff we actually wanted.
T-Shirt
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Heavyweight cotton. Black. Text only. Looks like something you typed, not something you bought. Sizes S–3XL.
→ buy this15oz Mug
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Both sides printed. Looks like a system status output. Because it is.
→ buy thisSticker Pack
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Three die-cut vinyl stickers. Go on laptops, water bottles, workshop equipment. Designed for places where other people in the same industry will see them.
→ buy thisStructured Hat — coming later
30 years of uptime.
Dark. Embroidered. Not yet. Validating demand on the first three before committing to the hat.
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